Duncan Seibert and Projectile Vomitting: A History

The most renowned and well known expert on the fascinating science of projectile vomiting, Duncan Seibert has written several essays on the topic. He first encountered what would would soon be his favorite field of study when his sister became possessed at age six. She frequently projectile vomited on people and young Seibert became fascinated with her, writing notes on the texture of the vomit and wondering how such a fantastic feat as controlling where vomit went was possible. From this research as well as nine more years of research spent with the Buddhist monks, Duncan wrote an essay entitled "The Science and History of Projectile Vomiting" for which he won the Nobel prize for Vomit Research in the year 2005. It's true. Look it up. This was only the beginning of Seibert's long and storied past with projectile vomiting. After this he went right back to work on a second essay on the topic.